December 2009
brazillions
manyoucall:
geoffwii:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed
in an accident’
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks……….
”How many is a...
“Time is very slow for those who wait
Very fast for those who are scared
very...”
– William Shakespeare (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Why do we SHOUT when we are ANGRY?
immissingyou:
ohitsmariel:
One day, a professor asked his students ‘Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?’ All the students thought for a while. One answered ‘Because we lost our cool. That’s why we SHOUT.’ Asked the professor again, ‘But the person is just right next to you, why can’t we talk softly but have to SHOUT?’ Everyone gave their opinions but none was accepted by the...
How To Pick Yourself Up Off The Floor
quote-book:
julie911:
♥ Immerse yourself in something positive. Volunteer at a no kill animal shelter. Read to the elderly. Start an art project. Do something to create a positive influence for yourself. Negative thoughts and places are dangerous when you’re down. ♥ Stop letting yourself only see the negatives when you look in the mirror. I used to always think “I’d be acceptable looking if I...
Principles of Life:
quote-book:
kari-shma:
(via: Amazing Posts)
Winning isn’t everything but wanting to win is.
You would achieve more, if you don’t mind who gets the credit.
When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
Don’t fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.
The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for...